word associations

Me: What did the doctor say about your wart?

Miss Rose: She said I need to put goose tape on my finger.

Me: huh?

Bean: She means duct tape.

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Miss Rose: We had a substitute today.

Me: Oh really?  What was her name?

Miss Rose: Miss Bake.

Me: You mean Miss Baker?

Miss Rose: Um, no.  Bake.  Oh wait,  Miss COOK.  I keep messing those words up.

(I can only wonder and hope that she made this same mistake in class that day.  The substitute, also the mom of another kindergartener, would have found that adorable I think!)