I have not been using a small Dora brush from the 99cent store on my children daily because I've yet to replace a broken hairbrush.
I do not regularly postpone bathing my children, knowing they are going in the pool or the beach or sprinklers the following day and will definately require a bath after that.
I was not laughing like crazy the other night when I was trying to help Gracie potty, when Miss Rose slipped in the shower and almost fell out of the tub, and then Gracie was urinating as I was pulling her panties down. I did not say "sweet Jesus" only to hear Gracie mimic me.
It's not me who's been waking twice a night again, with a baby, who doesn't want to sleep more than an 4-5hr stretch.
And it's not my 6.5 month old baby, who still isn't eating solids because every attempt at cereal has resulted in vomit.
We eat healthy around these parts, and avoid fast food. So, if you're wondering you did NOT see me this past Saturday, in the Target food court, feeding my children hot dogs and icee's for lunch which I munched on an Italian sausage. Most certainly not.
Thanks for starting my Monday off with a laugh! Sorry about Miss Lily's sleeping and eating issues, I hope she'll be sleeping better for you soon.
ReplyDeleteI've been echoed with "sweet Jesus" myself :) It sounds funny coming from a 3 year old :)
ReplyDeleteNo worries, we ONLY eat healthy here too. ;)
Yes, and you will NEVER catch me at the Costco food court feeding my kids large hot dogs because I don't feel like making them lunch. OR allowing my children to eat chicken nuggets and fries FIVE times while we were on vacation this past week. Nope. Not me!!
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